george: condi! nice to see you. what's happening?
condi:   sir, i have the report here about the new leader of china.
george: great. lay it on me.
condi:   hu is the new leader of china.
george: that's what i want to know.
condi:   that's what i'm telling you.
george: that's what i'm asking you. who is the new leader of china?
condi:   yes.
george: i mean the fellow's name.
condi:    hu.
george: the guy in china.
condi:    hu.
george: the new leader of china.
condi:   hu.
george: the chinaman!
condi:   hu is leading china.
george: now whaddya' asking me for?
condi:   i'm telling you hu is leading china.
george: well, i'm asking you. who is leading china?
condi:   that's the man's name.
george: that's who's name?
condi:   yes.
george: will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
               leader of china?
condi:   yes, sir.
george: yassir? yassir arafat is in china? i thought he was in the
               middle east.
condi:   that's correct.
george: then who is in china?
condi:   yes, sir.
george: yassir is in china?
condi:   no, sir.
george: then who is?
condi:   yes, sir.
george: yassir?
condi:   no, sir.
george: look, condi. i need to know the name of the new leader of china.
              get me the secretary general of the u.n. on the phone.
condi:   kofi?
george: no, thanks.
condi:    you want kofi?
george: no.
condi:    you don't want kofi.
george: no. but now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk.
              and then get me the u.n.
condi:   yes, sir.
george: not yassir! the guy at the u.n.
condi:   kofi?
george: milk! will you please make the call?
condi:   and call who?
george: who is the guy at the u.n?
condi:   hu is the guy in china.
george: will you stay out of china?!
condi:  yes, sir.
george: and stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy at the u.n.
condi:   kofi.
george: all right! with cream and two sugars. now get on the phone.
              (condi picks up the phone.)
condi:  rice, here.
george: rice? good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too. maybe we should
               send some to the guy in china. and the middle east. can you get
              chinese food in the middle east?